{"id":7628,"date":"2021-03-14T13:38:22","date_gmt":"2021-03-14T13:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rexisretired.com\/?p=7628"},"modified":"2021-03-14T13:38:22","modified_gmt":"2021-03-14T13:38:22","slug":"prime-bigfoot-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rexisretired.com\/?p=7628","title":{"rendered":"Prime Bigfoot Country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>3\/11\/2021<\/p>\n<p>While I didn&#8217;t see any today I&#8217;m sure they were watching us. I ain&#8217;t Zxactly sure, but it peers to me that the Federal Government, or someone, maybe even the coalition of Bigfoot Hiding Spots Inc., owns a big chunk of land where the Arkansas River and the Mississippi River join up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, we was back in there a fair ways, all woods, currently a lot of it is flooded about 2 ft deep, but from looking at the map there are plenty of acres for them big guys to be hiding, I think I read the waterway bypass, White River, for the barges is about 25 miles long, so that&#8217;s a lot of ground between the bypass, the ArkansasRiver, and the Mississippi River.<\/p>\n<p>The turtle, who was NOT happy that I was standing between him and the water, along with some birds are all the wild life we saw, after a few miles the road was under water and it was impossible to tell how deep it was, it looked kinda deep so we turned around. We did hear a very large fish splashing around but he was to far away to see.<\/p>\n<p>On the map we found another road but it had a gate across it, I&#8217;m pretty sure Bigfoot closed the gate just to keep us out.<\/p>\n<p>In my research I have discovered that them Ole Bigfoot like to make his home around gators, he uses the little ones as tooth brushes, them bumps along their back they make a might fine tooth brush and a big one, well them same bumps makes good back scratchers, he just grabs a big ole gator by his tail slings it across his back, grabs the gator&#8217;s snout and them bumps just hit that itchy spot every time. 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I ain&#8217;t Zxactly sure, but it peers to me that the Federal Government, or someone, maybe even the coalition of Bigfoot Hiding Spots Inc., owns a big chunk of land where the Arkansas River and the Mississippi River join up. 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